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300 Sleazy Santa Spunk Fest
This week we have the love Rebecca back on the couch this time describing her shenanigans last Christmas. Jim Slip members of a sensitive nature may wish to block their ears, as she describes the most foul example of Christmas depravity that I have ever heard. Picture if you will, a huge disused warehouse with an upper gallery & below some large beds shoved together. Rebecca & a few other girls writhe about in wanton sexual abandonment. Snow is falling through gaps in the roof & an eerie silence pervades the cold dank air. On the upper gallery & on the floor surrounding the girls are “The 300 Spunking Santas”. This is a select group of 300 men who gather every year, dressed as Santa, with one thing in mind, not to hand out gifts to the young & old in Department Store grottos, but instead to attend an orgy of filth & depravity that would make the Devil himself blush. You have been warned, watch this scene with utmost caution!
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Cargo camo conundrum!
This week, jimslip.com members will be shocked to their very core when they see the gorgeous Ivy in her “Easy access” camo trousers. When she attended her sex raves she found it simply too vexing to have to get undressed & dressed every time she fancied a shag, so she invented these special, “Access all areas” all terrain, camo pants. Now, all she needs to do is yank her panties to one side & someone can slide in with ease. Hopefully these trousers will go viral & we will start seeing girls walking around the streets with them on. Anyway as you can imagine I was desperate to have a go!
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Avert your eyes!
If you are easily offended by a sexy, scantily clad girl telling tales of absolute depravity, so base that even the Devil himself would blush, then I beg of you, LOOK AWAY NOW! To be honest I was shocked to my very core when Ivy started telling me of her sexual shenanigans, She tells of being banned from strip clubs for being “Too sexy” & of strange “Raves” held in Church halls in which “Anything goes”. Once the vicar has left with the takings, a maelstrom of moral turpitude begins with crazed “ravers” writhing around in sexual abandonment whilst tearing each others clothes off to satisfy their crazed lust filled desires! Ivy is a key player in these shameful displays of wanton sin & I nearly stopped our scene before it even started owing to my shock. However, I reflected for a second or two & thought I’d let Ivy let rip & yes my brethren, I must warn you, she nearly swallowed me whole!
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Vixen in Hi-Viz
Jimslip.com members will be still reeling at the shiny PVC perversions in last weeks exciting episode, but this week things take a turn for the better when Mackenzie stomps on stage with a secret weapon that is guaranteed to bring all men to their knees. Her outfit was designed by NASA to be seen even in the depths of deep space! Yes astronauts on long voyages will get randy as well. So the big question for NASA egg-heads was how could a pair of randy astro-nuts “get it on” in a black hole from which no light can ever escape. The canny brainiacs came up with “Radio active under garments” which would glow in any conditions, YES even in black holes. Soaked in a bath containing Polonium, Plutonium & Thorium, this sex clobber will get you noticed anywhere in the Universe, so needless to say, Mackenzie literally lit up up the room when we shagged! |
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Randy judge gets banged on the bench!
This week we have the lovely Mackenzie back for a 2nd stint on jimslip.com. She arrived clad in a very sexy ensemble of PVC thigh high boots, wet look leggings & a skimpy top. She describes how having recently left her job as a legal secretary, she had taken to enticing members of the legal profession into her wicked web of perversion. She seems to have strange predilection for such people, in particular upstanding judges & Law Lords. Is it the wigs, is it the gowns or simply the size of their gavels that gets her juices going? Who knows? Jimslip members will reach for their smelling salts as Mackenzie relates her story of a certain m’lud paying the ultimate price for indulging in such moral turpitude, that cause Casanova himself to blush with shock! |
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Labyrinth of Lust!
I couldn’t think of a better title so this will have to do! All the same I am sure jimslip.com members will be far too busy trying to explain to puzzled doctors in A&E as to how their eyes popped out of their sockets to worry about the title of this scene. I suggest they just tell the truth & explain that the scene was so damn sexy that they had to use both hands to hold up their popped out eyeballs & move the mouse around with their chins just so they could keep watching the gorgeous Miky in action! We jumped from position to position in an orgy of sex crazed lust that would have made Indian philosopher & author of the Kama Sutra, Vātsyāyana, turn away in disgust! |
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